How to REALLY Win an Argument. Without Bloodshed!
Published 02/27/2011 | 
So.
The other day….
I had a fight, argument, tiff, altercation, disagreement, point of contention with another kife loach. It went something like this…
Anonymous Kife Loach: Oops. Was it something I said?
Me: Well, now that you mention it…
AKL: Can I tell you where I’m coming from?
Me: Arent’ all men from Mars? Sorry. That was rude. Um, sure, go ahead.
AKL: Well, my intention was blah… 
How To Lose Weight In Your Head with The AFGO Diet
Published 02/20/2011 | I used to have a really big head.
99% of my weight was in my head.
Like most people, I had a lot of sh!tty thoughts I was carrying around since I was a zygote. This caused my head to get really big. I mean really really big.
Pissed me right off.
The average head weighs about 11 pounds. Mine weighed 111 pounds. That’s a lot of excess noggin to carry around all day long.…
The Seven Laws of Me. But You Can Copy.
Published 02/11/2011 | All mothers compare themselves to other mothers. At least it seems that way to me. More than anything we want to pass (with flying colors) the ‘good mother’ Seal of Approval and have it ceremoniously bestowed upon us by our fellow moms. Our happiness, our very lives depend on it. In fact, winning the hearts of other moms is why we became mothers in the first place. Right? We need recognition.
The Seven Laws of Me. But You Can Copy.
Published 02/11/2011 | All mothers compare themselves to other mothers. At least it seems that way to me. More than anything we want to pass (with flying colors) the ‘good mother’ Seal of Approval and have it ceremoniously bestowed upon us by our fellow moms. Our happiness, our very lives depend on it. In fact, winning the hearts of other moms is why we became mothers in the first place. Right? We need recognition.
We need awards.
When…
Blatant Self Promotion
Published 02/02/2011 | At the risk of sounding like Sally Fields accepting her Oscar (remember that?… “You like me, you really like me!) I am going to ask you to like me. I mean, really like me.
It’s not hard to like me. All you have to do is press a button. Well, maybe two buttons.
If you’re on Facebook, all you have to do is go here, then click like at the top of the page.…
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