Me time. Myth or meth? (’cause there’s a ‘me’ in meth…see it?)

I need me some me time.

“But there is no me in time,” she exclaimed with complete and utter exasperation.

Wait… yes there is! Do you see it?

Of course, if you don’t know how to find ‘me‘ then you’re going to miss an amazing opportunity for some serious me-time.

Okay, let’s back up a little. I can see that finding me is not going to be easy.

So, let’s practice, shall we?

Can you find me in the mess?

How about in overwhelmed? Do you see me now?

Do you see me in this peanut butter cup?

C’mon, look harder!!!! Don’t let that disguise fool you. Me is in there!

That’s why it’s very important that you take some time to find me.

Otherwise, me gets very very cranky.

Me needs time.

Why is this so hard to explain?

Would it help if I put it in mathematical terms?

Fine!

Argh!

The things I do for you!

Am I finally making sense?

I knew you’d get it eventually.

So, go on… Get some me time.

It’s all about me.

Always.

Psssst: If you’re still struggling to find some me time, after all I’ve done for you already, please join me for a telecall meeting (that’s a telephone call meeting) at The WORST (mother) Club next Tuesday, 1 pm Eastern, 10 am Pacific where we’ll moan and complain for one whole minute then brainstorm for the remaining 59 about how to find me-time. For sure you will know exactly where it’s hiding by the end of that power freakin’ hour. Bring a cuppa somethin’… I’ll provide some peach upside down cake (because everything I bake ends up on the floor, upside down!).

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