It has been one helluva year, I’ll give you that.
I learned exactly ten things and I would like to share them with you.
Here they are in ascending order.
Here we go….
Number 10: Things definitely go better with sarcasm.
Number 9: Even though it may sound cheesy, life coaching is the best thing since sliced cheese.
One can never get enough.
So get as much as you can. Especially when it’s on sale.
Number 8: When in doubt, apply lip gloss, the make up of champions.
Number 7: I can write my own rules whenever I damn well please. I can even re-write the unwritten rules. Moms, you can thank me now for I have blazed a path of willful sucksucksuck.
Number 6: I can suck at some shit, and that’s okay.
Number 5: Despite my efforts to prove otherwise, I realize there’s no going back. 
Number 4: I learned that there actually is some ‘me‘ in time (see it?), which makes it so much easier to find me time. Especially since it’s all about me anyway.
Number three: Even in disguise and with egg on my face, I still look pretty damn hot.
And spicy!
Number 2: Okay, so I need to work on my ugly cry.
And the Number One thing I learned in 2011….
Yowzah, I look good on top.
Your turn… what was your biggest lesson in 2011?
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Published 12/27/2011 | 
