Monthly Archives: February 2012

how to kick your own ass

Yesterday started out to be “one of Those Days.” 

You know… the kind that feels kinda “off” before it even begins. 

I hadn’t felt like this in a very long time, so it took me a moment (or two) to get my $h!t together. 

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Yeah, it kinda went like that. 

What do you “think” to get yourself out of a funk? 

 

 

you want easy? i’ll show ya easy…

There’s no such thing as easy. 

There. I said it. Oh oh…

INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGG….

I guess the disguise didn’t fool Them.  

Damn! They find me every time. 

Wait. I thought I killed Them and They

They Must Die

I had to kill Them. Jeesh. My work is never done! (Incidentally, I just made some cookies in the shape of dead people. My kids loved  them! Sickos.)

Okay, so I guess some people don’t want to hear that there’s no such thing…

Anger isn’t only for the birds!

Let’s talk about anger.

Why is it okay for birds to be angry, but when it comes to people getting angry, it’s just not done. Properly.

Anger is necessary. 

Anger is a gift I give to myself. 

Have you ever seen me angry? Oh. Em. Gee. Here are some of my most exquisite angry moments.

Enjoy! the worst mother

angry moms

 

 

Yeah. I know. It’s not pretty.

But it’s real.

And hell hath no fury like a mom who’s…