how to kick your own ass
you want easy? i’ll show ya easy…
There’s no such thing as easy.
There. I said it. Oh oh…
INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGG….
I guess the disguise didn’t fool Them.
Damn! They find me every time.
Wait. I thought I killed Them and They.
Jeesh. My work is never done! (Incidentally, I just made some cookies in the shape of dead people. My kids loved them! Sickos.)
Okay, so I guess some people don’t want to hear that there’s no such thing… 
Anger isn’t only for the birds!
Let’s talk about anger.
Why is it okay for birds to be angry, but when it comes to people getting angry, it’s just not done. Properly.
Anger is necessary.
Anger is a gift I give to myself.
Have you ever seen me angry? Oh. Em. Gee. Here are some of my most exquisite angry moments.
Yeah. I know. It’s not pretty.
But it’s real.























