you want easy? i’ll show ya easy…
Published 02/13/2012 | 
There’s no such thing as easy.
There. I said it. Oh oh…
INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGG….
I guess the disguise didn’t fool Them.
Damn! They find me every time.
Wait. I thought I killed Them and They.
Jeesh. My work is never done! (Incidentally, I just made some cookies in the shape of dead people. My kids loved them! Sickos.)
Okay, so I guess some people don’t want to hear that there’s no such thing… READ MORE
Posted in Life Coach | 
AFGO, Another Freakin' Growth Opportunity, life coach, Lin Eleoff, Martha Beck, motherhood, Smart AssThe Language of FOOD
Published 01/23/2012 | Does your food talk to you?
And so it goes.
The battle with food never ends. As long as you believe food can talk to you, you will stay in a struggle.
But food cannot talk.
It doesn’t have lips.
When we say things like, “the cupcake was calling my name,” we hand our power over to the cupcake.
Oh, and another thing: food is not your friend.
Food is NOT your friend, Silly! And… READ MORE
It’s Rainin’ Men
Published 11/13/2011 | I had some fun on Facebook this week when I asked my girlfriends this question:
What’s the first thing you think of when you hear the word MEN?
Suffice to say that we women sure have strong feelings when it comes to our men.
The best way to sum it up is:
You can’t live with ‘em, you can’t live without ‘em, and you can’t stop thinking about them.
Much.
That’s because:
MEN ARE EVERYWHERE!
You gotta… READ MORE
Posted in Life Coach | AFGO, Another Freakin' Growth Opportunity, boys stink, life coach, Lin Eleoff, men, self help mothers, women | 
10 CommentsThe Things I Do For You!
Published 07/11/2011 | I’m gonna go all rogue here and say something a mother should never admit.
Never!
It’s just bad form.
It goes against the rules of mommyquette.
But, since I am your leader, I shall proceed.
First I need to put on my disguise.
No one must ever know I said this.
Oy… the things I do for you.
Promise you won’t blow my cover?
Wouldn’t want anyone gettin’ all up in my grill for tellin’… READ MORE
TGIF: Thank God I’m Female
Published 06/12/2011 | The other day I felt that familiar pang I get whenever I hear something irksome bordering on insanity. My friend and fellow attorney/kife loach Dana Boyle, told me that her doctor said this to her:
God gives all the bad stuff to females because men can’t handle it.
He meant it as a compliment.
Hmmmm.
I could feel the heat starting to rise inside me…
Put-downs disguised as compliments are fed to women… READ MORE
‘Anger Hell’ Really Pisses Me Off!!!
Published 04/13/2011 | Anger is overrated.
Anger is what we do when we’re lazy about our feelings. When we can’t be bothered to go deeper to figure out what’s really going on inside our heads.
And it’s often not at all about what it seems to be on the surface.
But…
If….
(and it’s a really big if)
…we can catch ourselves before the ‘ROARRRRR’….
And just get curious about what’s really going on… about what’s REALLY buggin’ you…
No. No. No.… READ MORE
Posted in Another Freakin' Growth Opportunity, Life Coach, She's Gonna Blow, Thurston Howell the Fourth, universe, Worst Mother, Worst Mother Ever | AFGO, Another Freakin' Growth Opportunity, life coach, the world's worst mother, the worst mother, The Worst Mother Ever, the worst mother in the world | 12 CommentsToday’s class is about sh!t. Sorry.
Published 03/09/2011 | Have you ever tried to help someone who didn’t want your help?
I mean, they make it seem like they want your help, but they really don’t.
They want your ears.
I have made this mistake over and over and over and ov……
Why?
Because I think I’m being asked for advice.
And I give it with reckless abandon.
The thing about advice is, we tell ourselves we’re giving it because we want to help the… READ MORE
How to REALLY Win an Argument. Without Bloodshed!
Published 02/27/2011 | So.
The other day….
I had a fight, argument, tiff, altercation, disagreement, point of contention with another kife loach. It went something like this…
Anonymous Kife Loach: Oops. Was it something I said?
Me: Well, now that you mention it…
AKL: Can I tell you where I’m coming from?
Me: Arent’ all men from Mars? Sorry. That was rude. Um, sure, go ahead.
AKL: Well, my intention was blah blah blah… READ MORE
Why I oughta….
Published 01/20/2011 | I drive a big fat car.
It’s soooooo big that it actually makes my butt look small. In fact, it makes everything look small.
Some people might even say my car is messy. And this brings me to…
MY AFGO MOMENT OF THE MONTH…
My car isn’t just a car. I spend a good part of my day life in my car. It’s my home away from home. It’s my office on wheels. It… READ MORE
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