Professional Smart Ass for Hire
Published 01/16/2012 | 
It’s official folks. I am a professional Smart Ass.
Pro.
Fessional.
I even have a card. Check it.
Yes, that’s sarcasm oozing everywhere. I don’t know how to turn it off!
Anyway.
Just wanted you to know I am now a certified, card-carrying, self-anoited, hard-core, death-defying, buttocks-kicking, bullshit-busting, knock-knock joke-lovin’ you know.
Turning pro has had its moments, I’ll give you that. I really had to step up my game. Let’s not beat around the… READ MORE
Help. I have a shopping injury!
Published 12/19/2011 | OMG, with only a few shopping days left ’til Christmas, I am in big BIG trouble.
Despite my best efforts to be in shape for the holiday season, I have a shopping injury.
Ahem, another shopping injury.
Yes, I keep track.
As you may know from previous posts, I am a most excellent shopper. Remember the time I petitioned the International Olympic Committee, begging them to make shopping (something I consider to be a bona-fide contact sport)… READ MORE
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